One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden, all of these amazing animals and that hilarious snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is that Eve?” came the reply from above. “Lord, I’m lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.” “Well Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.” “What’s a man Lord?” “Man will be a flawed creature with many wretched traits. All in all he’ll give you a hard time. But, he’ll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will be witless and enjoy childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart; he’ll also need your advice to think properly. “Sounds wonderful,” said Eve. “But what’s the catch, Lord?” And God replied, “Man will be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring…So you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it’s